So...why does the one contestant I've ever seen from NH have to be that ridiculous?

Victoria Beckham looked like a plastic doll but was much nicer and less robotic than I expected. Didn't hear anything spectacular last night, did anyone else?

I miss drunk Paula.

All I have to say about Beckham is HOLY EYELINER BATMAN! I am only watching the auditions episodes, but they were pretty amusing last night