Today, I noticed my cat trying to climb into every cabinet or closet that was open. After later finding him sleeping on my copy of "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe," I am convinced he is trying to find Narnia and have agreed to help him with his quest. MLIA.

Today, I attended a co-worker's wedding. A little boy who looked about 6 was coming down the aisle and he took two steps, stopped, and turned to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side), put his hands up like claws, and roared. Step, step, ROAR, step step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. The crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing and was almost crying. When asked what he was doing, he sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear." MLIA

Most adorable child ever.

I just submitted a story... hasn't shown up yet.

Agreed.

Those websites are mildly entertaining, and it annoys me when you can tell shit is made up. My friends are obsessed with textsfromlastnight.

See, I felt the story of the stupid moron little boy who made an asshole out of himself at a wedding sounded fake. If it's fake, the person who wrote it is a fucking idiot. If it's real, the stupid kid is a fucking stupid fuck.

Today, I was talking to my friends mom about his addiction to world of Warcraft. I asked her why she let's him play all day, and get no social life. She said 30$ a month is a small price to pay for her sons virginity. MLIA

Also, in my experience (which, let me remind you, is copious) that issue would be ironed out at the rehearsal. Because rehearsals were basically designed to make sure that the small children understand their role in the wedding. In fact, most of the rehearsals I've been to make the small child participants do their "thing" several more times than the adult participants. And it is textbook to say "exactly like you will do it in the wedding."

Also, in my experience (which, let me remind you, is copious) that issue would be ironed out at the rehearsal. Because rehearsals were basically designed to make sure that the small children understand their role in the wedding. In fact, most of the rehearsals I've been to make the small child participants do their "thing" several more times than the adult participants. And it is textbook to say "exactly like you will do it in the wedding."