QUOTE (Muffy Muckraker @ June 08 2002,12:54)
Greetings to all of the faithful readers who wait with gleeful anticipation for the next outrageous edition of Scandal Sheet!
The next series of the Scandal Sheet will be live after the biggest gossip watering hole of the summer takes place, Lake Placid. Breeding deep in its waters is the kind of gossip that keeps you glued to your monitor. As expected and promised, I will cover all of the insider's gossip on the who's who of the show world. I predict quite a healthy number of big name trainers will act like common street tarts and tipsy A/O riders will engage in noteworthy, unchristian acts as expected. The upcoming scandal sheet is more than sure to cause greater rave reviews than the previous (in)famous Devon edition (COTH and TH sure seemed to enjoy it).
Also, I wanted to tell you, the reader, another small tidbit that may intrest you.
I have more exciting news for you, Dears. Be on the lookout for my many associate gossip writers who will cover all of the drunken escapades and raunchy social faux pas that often frequent the AA horse shows in other parts of the country. Scandal sheet will become a part of your life. There is no avoiding it. We are everywhere. Keep your eyes pealed for reports from every corner of the country. You may just learn a tidbit about that rider you were watching win the regulars the day before. Darling, you will soon be privy to the secret information of the highest inner loop of the show world. You will see, in print, the secrets that are ever so quietly whispered behind the tackroom curtain.
From this moment forward, no grounds where an AA rated AHSA show is held can be considered safe from our watchful eyes and sharp ears. We are everywhere; our eyes and ears are tuned in to who's doing who, what, when and how. From the West coast to Texas, to the East coast to Florida, and even down to the deep, and as some would say, dirty South we will be watching and listening.
I also always wanted to remind you, sweetie, that one day maybe you will be part of the inner circle and noteworthy enough to have you're own scandal worthy of print on Catchride. Until that happens, which it probably will not, keep your eyes peeled for the next scandal sheet.
Oh, and by the way, I've thought up a new slogan for scandal sheet, darling. What dou think? "Scandal sheet. The only place on the net where you can learn to be dirty, raunchy, scandalous, and generally fabulous just like the pro's."
Thanks for reading my babble, Dears. Sorry I must go now, but do spread the word- Scandal Sheet is here today, and it's here to stay.
Kiss, Kiss,
Cheers!
Muffy, who will forever give you real truth, the whole truth, and the truth that THEY don't want you to know about.
news.catchride.com
The next series of the Scandal Sheet will be live after the biggest gossip watering hole of the summer takes place, Lake Placid. Breeding deep in its waters is the kind of gossip that keeps you glued to your monitor. As expected and promised, I will cover all of the insider's gossip on the who's who of the show world. I predict quite a healthy number of big name trainers will act like common street tarts and tipsy A/O riders will engage in noteworthy, unchristian acts as expected. The upcoming scandal sheet is more than sure to cause greater rave reviews than the previous (in)famous Devon edition (COTH and TH sure seemed to enjoy it).
Also, I wanted to tell you, the reader, another small tidbit that may intrest you.
I have more exciting news for you, Dears. Be on the lookout for my many associate gossip writers who will cover all of the drunken escapades and raunchy social faux pas that often frequent the AA horse shows in other parts of the country. Scandal sheet will become a part of your life. There is no avoiding it. We are everywhere. Keep your eyes pealed for reports from every corner of the country. You may just learn a tidbit about that rider you were watching win the regulars the day before. Darling, you will soon be privy to the secret information of the highest inner loop of the show world. You will see, in print, the secrets that are ever so quietly whispered behind the tackroom curtain.
From this moment forward, no grounds where an AA rated AHSA show is held can be considered safe from our watchful eyes and sharp ears. We are everywhere; our eyes and ears are tuned in to who's doing who, what, when and how. From the West coast to Texas, to the East coast to Florida, and even down to the deep, and as some would say, dirty South we will be watching and listening.
I also always wanted to remind you, sweetie, that one day maybe you will be part of the inner circle and noteworthy enough to have you're own scandal worthy of print on Catchride. Until that happens, which it probably will not, keep your eyes peeled for the next scandal sheet.
Oh, and by the way, I've thought up a new slogan for scandal sheet, darling. What dou think? "Scandal sheet. The only place on the net where you can learn to be dirty, raunchy, scandalous, and generally fabulous just like the pro's."
Thanks for reading my babble, Dears. Sorry I must go now, but do spread the word- Scandal Sheet is here today, and it's here to stay.
Kiss, Kiss,
Cheers!
Muffy, who will forever give you real truth, the whole truth, and the truth that THEY don't want you to know about.
news.catchride.com